Some of my favorite stuff I've written/made

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My Funny TV Scripts

My scripts won The LA Pilot Discovery competition, multiple UCB Theatre contests, and other awards. E-mail me to see them!


Prose Humor Writing

They Ruined The App (The New Yorker)

I’m Starting to Think We’re Teens in a Modernized Shakespeare Movie (The New Yorker)

various secret contributing (The Onion)

various public contributing (The American Bystander)

Cat Profiles from Haruki Murakami’s Animal Shelter (The New Yorker)

Digital TV writing for Poppy Carlton and Georgie Carlton (Almost Royal on BBC America)

If Lois Lane Respected Herself (CollegeHumor)

You’re My Maid of Honor Because You’re My Best Friend (Who Can Do a Tight, Clean Six-Minute Set) (Splitsider Humor Section)


Original Cracked.com Internet Shows

Hilarious Helmet History (Creator/Writer/Performer)

So You Want To Be... (Creator/Writer/Performer)

Everything Boring Is Awesome (Creator/Writer/Performer)

Galactic War Room (Staff Writer, Main Cast)

Cracked Explains (Writer/Host for Defense Spending, Spotify, & Airbnb episodes)

DED Talks (Creator/Writer, played Walt Disney)


Sketch Comedy

If Car Commercials Were Honest (Cracked)

The Terrifying Truth About Sesame Street (Cracked)

If Titanic Was Realistic (Cracked)

Australia's Message To America About Guns (Cracked)

Apple Pickers (Slacktory/Utah Arts Festival)

Space Camp 2012 (Jest)


Send questions/comments/praise to: aschmidt47 [at] gmail [dot] com