Some of my favorite stuff I've written/made

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Secretly Incredibly Fascinating (2020-present)

The Cracked Podcast (2017-2020)

Kurt Vonneguys (2016-2018)

1 Way To Make An Emoji (2020 miniseries)

Prose Humor Writing

Just Another Nineties Workday (The New Yorker)

They Ruined The App (The New Yorker)

various secret contributing (The Onion)

various public contributing (The American Bystander)

I’m Starting to Think We’re Teens in a Modernized Shakespeare Movie (The New Yorker)

Cat Profiles from Haruki Murakami’s Animal Shelter (The New Yorker)

My Funny TV Scripts

My scripts won The LA Pilot Discovery competition, multiple UCB Theatre contests, and other awards. E-mail me to see them!

Original Internet Shows

Hilarious Helmet History (Creator/Writer/Performer)

So You Want To Be... (Creator/Writer/Performer)

Everything Boring Is Awesome (Creator/Writer/Performer)

Galactic War Room (Staff Writer, Main Cast)

Cracked Explains (Writer/Host for Defense Spending, Spotify, & Airbnb episodes)

Sketch Comedy

If Car Commercials Were Honest (Cracked)

The Terrifying Truth About Sesame Street (Cracked)

If Titanic Was Realistic (Cracked)

Australia's Message To America About Guns (Cracked)

Apple Pickers (Slacktory/Utah Arts Festival)

Space Camp 2012 (Jest)

Send questions/comments/praise to: aschmidt47 [at] gmail [dot] com