Some of my favorite stuff I've written/made

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Secretly Incredibly Fascinating (2020-Present)

Kurt Vonneguys (2016-2018, 2021-Present)

1 Way To Make An Emoji (2020 miniseries)

The Cracked Podcast (2017-2020, now defunct)

Prose Humor Writing

Just Another Nineties Workday (The New Yorker)

Pick Your Favorite 1800s Pedestrian! (1-900-HOT-DOG)

The Great Grapefruit CONK (1-900-HOT-DOG)

Centrist Headlines For The California Wildfires (Points In Case)

Kicking Jeans (1-900-HOT-DOG)

They Ruined The App (The New Yorker)

various secret contributing (The Onion)

various public contributing (The American Bystander)

I’m Starting to Think We’re Teens in a Modernized Shakespeare Movie (The New Yorker)

Cat Profiles from Haruki Murakami’s Animal Shelter (The New Yorker)

My Funny TV Scripts

My scripts won The LA Pilot Discovery competition, multiple UCB Theatre contests, and other awards. E-mail me to see them!

Sketch Comedy

If Car Commercials Were Honest (Cracked)

The Terrifying Truth About Sesame Street (Cracked)

If Titanic Was Realistic (Cracked)

Australia's Message To America About Guns (Cracked)

Apple Pickers (Slacktory/Utah Arts Festival)

Space Camp 2012 (Jest)

Original Internet Shows

Hilarious Helmet History (Creator/Writer/Performer)

So You Want To Be... (Creator/Writer/Performer)

Everything Boring Is Awesome (Creator/Writer/Performer)

Galactic War Room (Staff Writer, Main Cast)

Cracked Explains (Writer/Host for Defense Spending, Spotify, & Airbnb episodes)

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